Kent (Kennedy) 3.33

Cassanova you had it all,
But you had to die one day
Duchess Topless you had it all,
But you had to cry one day, cry one day, cry one day

Why don't you live in a house in Kent?
Spend all your money in Brent
Why don't you live in a house in Kent?
And don't ever move
Why don't you live in a house in Kent?
Believe that it's heaven-sent
Live in a house in Kent
And don't ever move

Senôr Picasso you had it all,
But you had to die one day
Brandon Marlow you had it all,
But you got to cry one day, cry one day, cry one day

[CHORUS]

All you comedians you made us laugh,
But you got to die one day
And cathedrals standing tall,
Well you got to fall some day
Fall some day, fall some day

[CHORUS]

The King of Love (Kennedy) 3.16

The King of love sits in a field with his head in his hands
Says it's alright, in fact it's the way it was planned
We don't love his face, we don't love his hands
It's his mace, and the things we don't understand

The king of love - Oh no!

Drinks white rum, says it's the liquor of kings
Phones his mum, "Where d'you hide my wig?"
When the fridge opens wide
Out jump Mungo and Madge... Midge
No no, no no, no no, I don't need this bridge

The king of love - Yeah yeah!

Steeplechase, it's very popular here
They set it up to knock down the beer
You see them at lunch, all in a bunch, year after year
But you never see them when the fat lady sings

The king of love - Oh no!
The king of love - Yeah yeah!
The king of love - Oh no!

Heaven Can Wait (Kennedy) 2.37

You say you don't even care about love
Well that's alright baby
I've got a face in my hair, I've got a face in my hair
I've got a face in my hair, I've got a face in my
Yeah yeah yeah

You know what I should do with you now
I'll take you in hand and walk you to a new land

Now I'm right about love, now I'm right about hate
Now I'm right about tomorrow, cos heaven can wait

You say you don't even care about toys,
Well that's alright baby
I've got a fish in my pond, I've got a fish in my pond
I've got a fish in my pond, I've got a fish
And of it I'm fond

They say I shouldn't stand by the drinks machine
They tell me that the lime's run out

Now I'm right about love, now I'm right about hate
Now I'm right about tomorrow, cos heaven can wait

You say you don't even care about love
Well that's alright baby
I've got a fish in my pond, I've got a fish in my pond
I've got a fish in my pond, I've got a fish in my pond
I've got a face in my hair, I've got a face in my hair
I've got a face in my hair, I've got a face in my
Yeah yeah yeah

Mistress (Salad) 3.01

I'm so young and curvy at the hips
You can't wait to kiss my rosy lips
Hold me inbetween your fingertips
But it's you that I've got in my girp

Bring me flowers, make sure you're not seen
Put down the phone, pick up a magazine

Trouble,
Trouble,
TROUBLE!

I'm so tired of hanging in the dark
Ignite me with your mother-loving spark
When the hell you gonna leave your wife?
Come on honey, what about my life?

Bring me flowers, make sure you're not seen
Put down the phone, pick up a magazine

Trouble,
Trouble,
TROUBLE!

Diminished Clothes (Wakeman) 4.19

It's nautical with weirdos
The cinema stays dry
The underground its heroes
They're queuing up, my oh my.

The polythene wigwam ritual
She's got a blue bikini
Two kisses and you're captive
Like something from Fred Fellini.

The need to play grew up with
The admiring of those in diminished clothes
Admiring of those in diminished clothes

They're marching in defiant
They carry their flags on high
The military hatchet people
Are giving their battle cry

There's Latin sounds on Sunday
With caramel crêpes at large
We haven't got a drift net
For happenings free of charge

The need to play grew up with
The admiring of those in diminished clothes
Admiring of those
Admiring of those in diminished clothes

Clear My Name (van der Vlugt) 2.53

I have to clear my name
My name has been defamed
The bastards got me now, now

I have to run away
It's been a fateful day
I'd better learn to pray, to pray

Clear my name on this fateful day
Clear my name on this fateful day

You know the heavy crew
They're playing nearby you
Peddling themselves, peddling themselves

Clear my name on this fateful day
Clear my name on this fateful day

I have to clear my name
My name has been defamed
The bastards got me now, now

Clear my name on this fateful day
Clear my name on this fateful day

Clear my name on this fateful day
Clear my name on this fateful day

Come Back Tomorrow (Kennedy) 3.16

[Come on baby - I want your milt]

Come back tomorrow
I won't be getting home till then
Come back tomorrow
We'll trip the light fantastic in my bed

Don't you know that its true?
My hair was an igloo
Built from varnish and glue
All the love in the world could never heal it

Come round tomorrow
Take my advice and bring a silver comb
If you still love me
We'll sit a while between the shows

And they said that its true
Brighton pier holds a message for you
All the seaguls that fly there whisper it softly

Well you got to wear it out
One false move will let it all fall out
Yeah you gotta let it out
Don't leave it hanging all about

And if your heartbeats are round
You'll know that you are breathing
All these thoughts so profound

On a Leash (Kennedy) 4.06

I ripped your picture off the wall, I put it on a leash
I ripped your picture off the wall, yes indeed
How come you never sent my letters home?
You left them in the trash
When I sent you my best wishes
You only did a dash

I took your picture off the wall, I put it on my leash
When you wrote my epitaph
Did you have to be so beefy?
Did you have to be so beefy?
Did you have to be so beefy, beefy, beefy?

I ripped your picture off the wall
I put it on a leash
You know the fact that you're so tall
I have to reach from underneath

No you don't know what I do
You just stake a claim on booze
You say you will be in the news
You just stake a claim on blues
And when I tell you I'm no friend
You just go round and round again
And everyone's a little mad
On a voyage round their dad

I ripped your picture off the wall, I put it on a leash
Perhaps I wasn't there at all
When you were underneath
How come you never called me your best friend?
You left me on the wall
When we went skating on that icy pond
You seemed to help me fall

No you don't know what I do
You just stake a claim on booze
You say you will be in the news
You just stake a claim on blues
And when I tell you I'm no friend
You just go round and round again
And everyone's a little mad
On a voyage round their dad

I ripped your picture off the wall, I put it on a leash

What do you Say About That? (Salad) 3.29

I met a man yesterday
The sludge of love was in his way

What do you say about that?
What do you say?
What do you say about that?
Say you what do?
What do you say about that?
Hey what do you mean?
What do you say about that?
Gimme shelter

I met a man yesterday
He fell over yesterday
SLUDGE! was in his way
The sludge of love, I hear you say

What do you say about that?
What do you say?
What do you say about that?
Say you do what?
What do you say about that?
Where are you coming from?
What do you say about that?
Well hang loose girl

Lada, Lada, give me your Lada
Lada, Lada, give me your Lada

What do you say about that?
What do you say?
What do you say about that?
What do you say?
What do you say about that?
Say what do you do?
What do you say about that?
How do you do?

What do you say about that?
$@£%@£%£#?
What do you say about that?
Larry Touché
What do you say about that?
Gary Toupé
What do you say about that?
Barry Cliché

Well, swing it, swing it baby!

Problématique (Salad) 3.16

I don't have a problem
Why don't you come to me?
I don't have a problem
Do you believe in me?
I don't have a problem
But always say please
I don't have a problem
Now get down on your knees

I don't have a problem with les valseuses
I don't have a problem
Do you, do you?

Mesdames et Messieurs
Fumer interdit
Les valseuses du facteur
Mesdames et Messieurs
Vôtre baggages, sil vous plâit
J'ai le cafard comme tu vois
La boulangerie se trouve tout droit
La maison est jolie
L'oiseau chant avec les doigts trois fois
Écoutez
Le chat s'est assis sur le tapis
Merci
Now down on your knees
And always say please!

I don't have a problem
Why don't you come to me?
I don't have a problem