Your Ma (van der Vlugt) 3.16

I've got an itch that I can't fix
I'm gonna get your mother to mix me a drink
Just think...
she takes my hand to put it up her skirt
I'll call you up and dish the dirt on her
So it doesn't reoccurr

Your Ma will do it, your Ma will do it
Your Ma will do it, your Ma will do it

I don't know where to hide
Before I know it her hand's inside
I know the damage that she can do
With her hands untied
I try to keep her on hubbie's work
But if I don't stop, she'll think I'm a jerk
A jerk

Your Ma will do it, your Ma will do it
Your Ma will do it, your Ma will do it
Your Ma will do it, your Ma will do it
Your Ma will do it, your Ma Ma Ma Ma will do it

Go on!
Upper grade, upper grade...

I've got a problem with someone's mum
But she relieves me of my daily humdrum
And while I stand there taking off her dress
I guess I'm in a mess
Cos she wants a boy with a teenage drive
To knock the socks off his teenage life
And then I remember:
She's your daddy's wife!

Your Ma will do it, your Ma will do it
Your Ma will do it, your Ma will do it
Your Ma will do it, your Ma will do it
Your Ma will do it, your Ma Ma Ma Ma will do it

Plank (Kennedy)

Scratch your head, it's like a fire
You don't even know why
When they said buise, you brought a goose
Now it's your turn to fry
I put my yellow arm bands on
We're doing down there
It's time to swim in the purple sea
Warm and foamy

You know it's gonna last a long time
You know it's gonna last a long time
You're so silly, ooh ooh ooh
Cos they named a plank after you

Scratch your head, it's like a fire
You don't even know why
It's all to do with being you
Small fry

You know it's gonna last a long time
You know it's gonna last a long time
You're so silly, ooh ooh ooh
Cos they named a plank after you

You are the dog that got the cream
You don't even know why
See those faces in between
Small fry
I'm taking out some house insurance
It's getting hot now
It's time to swim in the purple sea
Let's go down

You know it's gonna last a long time
You know it's gonna last a long time
You're so silly, ooh ooh ooh
Cos they named a plank after you
You're so silly, ooh ooh ooh
Cos they named a plank after you

Open (Kennedy)

It's such a freakshow
Watch out for cocoa
Growing slowly in the gloom
Trapped inside your living room

Watch how the apple grows
Stretched like a pantyhose
See me as I really am
One of fifty ugly men

I don't drink water
Perhaps I ought to
Trapping dasies under glass
Don't forget the upper class

I'm in the nineties
Life's a tease
Pinning hopes on number three
Will he make it? Well maybe

Take to the animals
They've got a sale on
Pandas on the upper ranks
Beetles dying on their backs

La la la la la
La la la la la
Sitting on a garden green
Take me to your leader room

What are your dreams for?
And will you take more?
Damsels in a damson shack
Don't forget I'm on your back!