Cardboy King
(Wakeman)03:37
Wait until the caller ends
The conversation with his mother
Then take his place inside the box
And plaster one wall then the other
Pictures do the work of words
Adverts for the modern lover
He's the cardboy king and he's
Distributing as always
The girls can stay indoors
And then he visits them in turn
Take a daily risk of up to a grand
And half as much again
He's mapped out his career of sorts
But going nowhere
No matter how many men
Will his heart shack up with
Any of Polly, Tanya, Kim or Pen? Dear old Pen
[Chorus]
Messing up the BT decor
Till they've fallen on the floor
Messing up the BT decor
Till they've fallen on the floor
It doesn't go down popular
With the generation libido-free
Catch him in the act and they will
Throw him over their collective knee
But seeing wrinkle echo wrinkle
Wouldn't that be lovely? Lovely!
[Chorus]
He's the cardboy king
And he's distributing as always
Always distributing
He's the cardboy king
And he's distributing as always
The girls can stay indoors
